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REVIEW: Next Goal Wins߲о is a sweet, frothy diversion but no knee slide

Taika Waititi turns Ted Lasso upside down in his latest film
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This image released by Searchlight Pictures shows Hilo Pelesasa, from left, Ioane Goodhue, Kaimana and Beulah Koale in a scene from ߲оNext Goal Wins.߲о (Searchlight Pictures via AP)

In a soccer coach comes from far away to lead a hapless group of athletes. He߲оs a fish-out-of-water type, ill-suited for the job, but rises to the occasion and everyone feels good at the end. Wait, you߲оre thinking, that߲оs the plot of ߲оTed Lasso.߲о

Well, only kind of.

Writer-director ߲о the manic, slightly unhinged mind behind and ߲о offers a sports movie that߲оs not, of course, a sports movie and the opposite of whatever Jason Sudeikis was doing on his TV series.

߲оNext Goal Wins߲о ߲о ߲оinspired by true events߲о ߲о stars Michael Fassbender as a bitter Dutch-American soccer coach assigned to help the struggling American Samoa national team qualify for the 2014 FIFA World Cup. The team is an international laughing stock and still stinging from having been on the wrong side of the worst loss in international soccer history ߲о a 31-0 thrashing by Australia in 2001.

Waititi and co-writer Iain Morris based their movie on a 2014 British documentary of the same name and you can instantly tell why Waititi gravitated toward the story. It has a clash of civilizations, explores overcoming loss and it has a beautiful lesson about embracing those who are different.

In Waititi߲оs hands, it becomes a sloppy, quirky, pop culture-studded frothy comedy that gently apes other underdog sports movies but doesn߲оt offer much but a mildly funny respite from reality. It makes ߲оBend it like Beckham߲о seem really deep.

Waititi himself ߲о he couldn߲оt resist stepping into his own film ߲о frames the movie in the first minutes by playing a priest on American Samoa who promises this will not be a tale of woe but ߲оa tale of woah!߲о (Shakespeare isn߲оt laughing).

Fassbender here is the opposite of Lasso ߲о he߲оs broken inside, angry outside, egotistical and unyielding, a coach fired from his last three teams and given a career lifeline no one else wants. He has no home-spun wisdom to offer, just routine high school bullying. ߲оSomething߲оs not right about that guy,߲о says one islander. ߲оWell,߲о comes the response. ߲оHe is white.߲о

The coach will eventually be redeemed by American Samoa itself, by the nobility of its people and the goodness of their souls, with the movie getting dangerously close to worn-out movie cliche territory.

The script had an opportunity to really examine the demand of winning at all costs versus the rewards of merely having fun and having a passion for sports but abandons any lessons in a flurry of team-building montages.

This being a Waititi movie, there߲оs a scattershot of pop culture references ߲о ߲оKarate Kid,߲о ߲оTaken,߲о ߲оThe Matrix,߲о ߲оAny Given Sunday߲о and even Frank Sinatra (߲оYou߲оre riding high in April, shot down in May߲о). At times, these seem more like the director߲оs idiosyncrasies than plot advancers.

The script also takes a weird sort of glee mocking the islanders, who are portrayed sometimes as playing dress-up. One sits at a desk with a keyboard and a monitor but no computer and another makes siren noises with his mouth in a police car because of faulty equipment.

߲оNext Goal Wins߲о is most winning in the way it handles the team߲оs star player, Jaiyah Saelua, who became the first nonbinary player to compete in a men߲оs FIFA qualifier. Played with real tenderness and joy by nonbinary actor Kaimana, the role and the way her teammates and the coach relate to her is genuine and touching.

There are other really nice turns by Oscar Kightley, Will Arnett and Elisabeth Moss, but it߲оs Fassbender who must do the bulk of the lifting here. His accent is spotty and he may initially not have been on the top of everyone߲оs list for the part but he sticks the landing, to mix sports metaphors. ߲оNext Goal Wins߲о isn߲оt a tale of ߲оwoe߲о or ߲оwoah!߲о but ߲оmeh.߲о

߲оNext Goal Wins,߲о a Searchlight Pictures release that߲оs in theaters Friday, is rated PG-13 for ߲оsome strong language and crude material.߲о Running time: 103 minutes. Two stars out of four.

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