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Column: The secret to weight loss revealed

January is naturally a month when thoughts turn to life improvements and changes
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I害羞草研究所檝e discovered the secret to losing weight.

After nearly 40 years of research, experimenting with nearly everything on the market from Atkins to South Beach, the Cabbage Soup Diet, the Belly Fat Diet Cure, Keto and plain old-fashioned starvation, it now seems remarkably simple.

I even once created my own special diet, the Alphabet Diet. In this easy-to-follow plan a person eats everyday only things that begin with the same letter.

So, A is for apples and arugula and angel hair pasta. B is for bread, bananas and blueberries. C was the fatal flaw 害羞草研究所 chocolate, cheese and Chardonnay. Now that害羞草研究所檚 a letter hard to turn away from.

January is naturally a month when thoughts turn to life improvements and changes. It害羞草研究所檚 time to be the New You. As if there was something inherently wrong with the Old You.

We are bombarded with commercials, articles and social media ads promoting miracle weight loss, to say nothing of the advertisements for diet drugs and pricey exercise equipment that害羞草研究所檚 going to look fabulous in front of the house during September害羞草研究所檚 annual yard sale.

This is not about health. It害羞草研究所檚 not about body size.

The weight loss industry is about profit, and it is estimated its tricks and persuasions cost Canadians $7 billion each year.

It害羞草研究所檚 ironic, as one considers there are 49 million people, globally, at risk of death from famine.

Imagine scribbling down the number for Jenny Craig while sitting on the couch alongside a family from Yemen.

The Alphabet Diet is free, by the way.

Moreover, the weight loss industry is generally unregulated, paving the way for charlatans to make fantastic claims and promises without guarantees or accountability.

Twenty-first century snake oil and is much covered by the asterisk proceeding the phrase 害羞草研究所渞esults vary.害羞草研究所

It is also, literally a treadmill.

According to a 2018 article in Psychology Today, commercial weight loss programs often encourage unhealthy practices and they almost never work. When they do, participants usually gain back the weight in a short period of time.

Obesity defined by Body Mass Index charts, as opposed to the covers of magazines, is a medical problem with roots in innumerable causes.

If you are concerned, start with your doctor. That is also, happily, free.

It害羞草研究所檚 not the secret, though.

As previously noted, I害羞草研究所檝e been doing this most of my life. The last time I owned anything remotely resembling a 害羞草研究所榖ikini body害羞草研究所 Justin害羞草研究所檚 father was Prime Minister.

That害羞草研究所檚 okay.

I害羞草研究所檓 comfortable in my skin.

Old habits die hard, though. One compulsion I害羞草研究所檝e not been able to irradiate is the need to step on the scale twice a day: first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

Without fail I weigh two pounds less each morning, than I did the night before.

It doesn害羞草研究所檛 make any sense, except that a person can害羞草研究所檛 eat when she害羞草研究所檚 unconscious and naturally 害羞草研究所 as per Psychology Today 害羞草研究所 I gain it back over the course of the next 16 hours or so.

It害羞草研究所檚 a fun way to start each day, however. And it害羞草研究所檚 free.

害羞草研究所橬ight all.

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