I ask myself the same question each year at about this time.

Why do I have such an aversion to finishing any full-sized chocolate bar 害羞草研究所� but think nothing of polishing off approximately 479 minis in a single sitting?

I asked myself that last week, as I mindlessly stuffed my face with tiny Mars bars.

Entire Mars bar? Gross. Take it away.

Bag of minis? Gimme. Gimme all of them.

Full-sized Snickers? Oof. That害羞草研究所檚 a meal right there. Maybe half now and half later. Bag of minis? Shovel them in me.

I hope I害羞草研究所檓 not the only one with this rare problem.

I love Halloween. Outside of being a parent, the most adult I ever felt was, having purchased our first home, heading to the grocery store to purchase candy to hand out to the neighbourhood kids.

Many years in now, I害羞草研究所檝e got it down to a science, although skyrocketing candy costs will definitely stop my from achieving a longtime budgetary goal this season.

On Oct. 31 every year, I head to three different grocery stores.

One for the mini chocolate bars. One for the candy-style items (Skittles, Smarties, Starbursts, etc.) and one for the Rockets and lollipops to pad out the numbers.

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Our current neighbourhood annually overflows with little ghouls and ghoblins, so I usually need about 600-700 units (I害羞草研究所檓 very businesslike about Halloween). Of the three stores, each oddly has a best price point on a different type of treat. I have always maintained an approximate cost of 10 cents per unit. Chocolate bars are slightly higher, Rockets and lollipops lower.

A little secret: best costumes among the 300-plus trick-or-treaters get the chocolate bars only. Regular costumes get a combination of bars and candy. No-effort costumes or sneaky return customers (I see you all) get lollipops only.

Return customers with no costumes who appear to be more than 30 years old may get the trademarked 害羞草研究所榓ir drop害羞草研究所�, whereby nothing lands in their treat bag, but a nifty waggle makes it appear like they did.

This year, with the rising cost of everything, I害羞草研究所檒l be happy with 15 cents per unit.

And, recovering from surgery, I害羞草研究所檒l be ordering the confections for the first time, missing out on the fun of shopping in person.

Part of the fun also involves the pre-Halloween chocolate bar sample box.

One box, up to 150 units, will be purchased for the home, with everyone having unfettered access.

This sadly results in the 害羞草研究所淚 might as well eat all the mini Mars bars before someone else does害羞草研究所� debacle. And I don害羞草研究所檛 even really like Mars bars. There害羞草研究所檚 just something irresistible about the minis.

Especially the undisputed greatest Halloween treat of all time 害羞草研究所� mini 3 Musketeers.

I害羞草研究所檝e had this debate many times but it害羞草研究所檚 not especially close.

The lack of availability of the delectable morsels anywhere in Canada (without paying a crazy premium price online) remains a troubling mystery. I was crushed when my son recently made a brief trip south of the border and even stores down there didn害羞草研究所檛 have them on hand.

What害羞草研究所檚 your favourite Halloween treat? Any you liked as a child and can害羞草研究所檛 find today? How many trick-or-treaters do you get in your neighbourhood?

Email me with your spooky tales.

禄 PQB News/Vancouver Island Free Daily editor Philip Wolf welcomes your questions, comments and story ideas. He can be reached at philip.wolf@blackpress.ca or 250-905-0029.